Post by Admin on Sept 15, 2013 22:28:01 GMT
Akpors went into the Bank of
America one day carrying a bag
of
money. He insists that he must
speak
with the President of the bank to open
a savings account because it's a
lot of
money.
They finally get him into the
president's office and he asks akpors how
much he would like to
deposit.Akpors
says he has $165,000 and then
dumps it out of the bag onto his
desk. The president was surprised and
of
course curious as to how akpors
came by
all this cash, so he asks him.
Akpors says, "I make bets." The president replies, "Bets?
What kind
of bets?" and he says, "For
example, I'll
bet you $25,000 that your balls
are square."
"Ha!" says the president,
"That's a stupid bet, you can
never
win that kind of bet."
Akpors says, "So, would you like to take
my bet?"
"Sure," says the president, "I'll
bet
$25,000 that my
balls are not square!" Akpors says, "OK, but since there is a lot
of money involved is it OK with
you if I
bring my lawyer with me
tomorrow
at 10:00 AM to witness?" "Sure," says
the president. That night the
president
got very
nervous about the
bet and spent a long time in front of
a mirror checking his balls,
turning
from side to side, again and
again,
thoroughly checking them out until he was
sure that there is no way his
balls
are square and that he will win
the
bet. The next morning at 10 AM,
Akpors appears with his lawyer at
the president's office. He
introduces
the lawyer to the president and
repeats the bet, that $25,000 says the
president's balls are square. The
president agrees with the bet
again and Akpors asks him to
drop his pants so they can see.
The president does this.
Akpors
looks closely at his balls and then
asks if she can feel them. "Well,
OK" says
the president, "$25 000 is a lot of
money, so I guess you should be
absolutely sure
." Then he notices that
the lawyer is quietly banging his
head against the wall and he asks akpors, "What
is wrong with your lawyer?" She
replies, "Nothing, except I bet him
$100,000 that
by 10 AM today I'd have The
Bank of America's president's balls in my
hands!"
One word for Akpors??
America one day carrying a bag
of
money. He insists that he must
speak
with the President of the bank to open
a savings account because it's a
lot of
money.
They finally get him into the
president's office and he asks akpors how
much he would like to
deposit.Akpors
says he has $165,000 and then
dumps it out of the bag onto his
desk. The president was surprised and
of
course curious as to how akpors
came by
all this cash, so he asks him.
Akpors says, "I make bets." The president replies, "Bets?
What kind
of bets?" and he says, "For
example, I'll
bet you $25,000 that your balls
are square."
"Ha!" says the president,
"That's a stupid bet, you can
never
win that kind of bet."
Akpors says, "So, would you like to take
my bet?"
"Sure," says the president, "I'll
bet
$25,000 that my
balls are not square!" Akpors says, "OK, but since there is a lot
of money involved is it OK with
you if I
bring my lawyer with me
tomorrow
at 10:00 AM to witness?" "Sure," says
the president. That night the
president
got very
nervous about the
bet and spent a long time in front of
a mirror checking his balls,
turning
from side to side, again and
again,
thoroughly checking them out until he was
sure that there is no way his
balls
are square and that he will win
the
bet. The next morning at 10 AM,
Akpors appears with his lawyer at
the president's office. He
introduces
the lawyer to the president and
repeats the bet, that $25,000 says the
president's balls are square. The
president agrees with the bet
again and Akpors asks him to
drop his pants so they can see.
The president does this.
Akpors
looks closely at his balls and then
asks if she can feel them. "Well,
OK" says
the president, "$25 000 is a lot of
money, so I guess you should be
absolutely sure
." Then he notices that
the lawyer is quietly banging his
head against the wall and he asks akpors, "What
is wrong with your lawyer?" She
replies, "Nothing, except I bet him
$100,000 that
by 10 AM today I'd have The
Bank of America's president's balls in my
hands!"
One word for Akpors??